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Bacon Soap - Maple ScentedStart your day sizzling with Bacon Soapthe only soap that looks like a greasy strip of breakfast heaven but smells like sweet, maple syrupy goodness instead of your frying pan. Each bar is lovingly crafted to resemble real bacon, right down to the marbled fat lines thatll have you double checking before you take a bite (please dont). Its the perfect blend of clean hands and questionable life choices. Perfect for: bacon fanatics, brunch lovers, and

Set includes 10 classic colors and 5 pastel shades

accidental Force gestures

but don’t let that fool you—he’s a certified cuddle expert

Throw Yahtzee dice out of a spam container

so you can fill them with your favorite holiday spirits—whether that’s eggnog

Because if cats don’t care

With "State Prison" boldly stamped on it

or just hand them to a teacher or coworker who’s one staff meeting away from losing it

Approximately 7 inches tall

Equal parts cozy and confrontational

you’ll play cards onto a 5x10 grid

drink responsibly